sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
You made out with two different species that night
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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