I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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