Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Hippo gnu deer
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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