dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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