Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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