Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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