Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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