: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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