Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She needs sedatives and a leash
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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