ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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