I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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