But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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