I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Randomize
