I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think my nap took me to another dimension
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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