The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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