i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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