question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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