Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
