We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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