I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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