No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
