What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Is it penis luge time yet?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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