i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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