Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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