so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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