I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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