Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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