Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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