I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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