i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
