that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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