You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we made out on top of his cat.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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