There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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