12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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