Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
