I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I have demons in me.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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