Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
PANTIES FOUND
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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