when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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