don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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