Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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