That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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