Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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