i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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