I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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