is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
sex in a hospital.. check
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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