Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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