turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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