He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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