You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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