But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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