he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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