i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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