i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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