i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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