i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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