Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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