Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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